albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

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“She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honor, for love.”

(Source: lebaratheon)

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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

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h0odrich:

the only thing that gets white people more hyped than calling them racist is playing ‘don’t stop believing’ by journey

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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

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guernvca:

Give away!

PLEASE READ ALL RULES THOROUGHLY.

RULES:

All merch ranges from small to large. 

The iPhone and camera will also be included because I just got a new iPhone and got a new camera awhile ago, both are in A+ working conditions and chargers for both will be included.

You must be following me(Kim) and her(Courtney) in order to win, we will check!

NO give away blogs (A blog made specifically for giveaways)! We’ll be looking through your archive to make sure you aren’t a give away blog. 

Likes are allowed, but you must reblog at least three times as well. 

We’ll will ship world wide, there will be only one winner for all the merch. 

Ends December 1st, good luck! 

** Yes there is merch from previous giveaway, the winner did not wish to take specific merch so it is recycled in a new give away, their name and URL will remain disclosed at their own request to keep them from receiving hate **

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amazonfeminist:

In her own words, Audre Lorde was a “black, lesbian, mother, warrior, poet.” Lorde began writing poetry at age 12 and published her first poem in Seventeen magazine at age 15. She helped found Kitchen Table: Women of Color Press, the world’s first publisher run by women of color, in 1980. Her poetry was published regularly throughout her life and she served as the State Poet of New York from 1991 to 1992. Lorde explored issues of class, race, age, sex, and – after a series of cancer diagnoses — health, as being fundamental to the female experience. She died of liver cancer in 1992.

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prochoiceamerica:

Incredibly Troubling

h/t Mic & Guttmacher 

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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